Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Realization

I've been sick for the past few days so I've spent most of my time experiencing cabin fever as I lay and read on my bed. I've had plenty of time to think and ponder life's enduring queries. Why are we here? What are we supposed to be doing? Is there intelligent life on planet Earth. All of these thoughts have flooded my mind and penetrated my soul as I attempt to better understand. But there's one question I've kept asking myself. One that has kept me awake in the early morning hours when I should be getting those last minutes of rest before my day begins. If anyone out there can answer it or point me in the direction of it's origins I'd greatly appreciate. I'll patiently and thoughtfully write my query below.



Why...why...does...the...NEIGHBOR BELIEVE THAT IT IS APPROPRIATE TO CHOP WOOD WITH A CHAINSAW SO EARLY IN THE FREAKIN MORNING???!!!

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