Ode to My BlackBerry lol

I finally found her. The one that understands my needs and delivers on them. Nothing I've requested of her has been denied. It's like she exists to please me. Oh how I've yearned for this feeling of utter joy. The feeling of success when I wake up in the morning.

As soon as I see her upon awakening I have no choice but to awaken her as well. She immediately updates me on all that I need to know. I barely even have to ask.Many of you must be wondering how her communicating abilities are. Let me tell that we understand each other perfectly. It's like the feel of my fingers let her know how I feel and her tone informs me of her.

HER BODY! Wow her body. She is curvy like no other but firm where she needs to be. Her measurements...8...3...2...0. Giggity giggity. I call her Berry. And now that I have her...life will never be the same.

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